You ate my bird food.
I set out some squirrel food especially for you.
You still walked right past it and... ate my bird food.
Then, you ran away with the squirrel food too - don't deny it - I saw you do it!
You will be happy to know that I will be shopping for an anti-squirrel bird feeder this weekend, rather than the pellet gun that many have suggested.
Also, I will continue to set out special and delicious squirrel food for you and your little
However, the next time you touch my bird food... I cannot promise that I will be so easy to get along with.
Consider yourself warned!