Sunday Money by Jeff MacGregor

Started reading a Jeff MacGregor book titled, "Sunday Money." If there are any NASCAR fans reading this blog, which I doubt, then you might want to check it out. It is starting out to be a great book. I'd like to convince DH to read it but he won't, I'm sure. I'll be reading the good parts to him myself. So far, all of Chapter 1 is a must! Anyways, found this list (see below) online and thought that it was funny (hilarious actually). Granted, it will only be funny if you watch NASCAR, which I already know that you don't. BUT, if you have friends that watches racing then be sure to copy and paste this list and send it to them. Also, if the said friend is also a reader then you can get him (or her) this book for Christmas, if they haven't read it already.

Jeff MacGregor's Top Ten Tips for Your First NASCAR Race

Source: Amazon.com

10. Day race? Bring ear plugs, hat, binoculars.

9. Night race? Bring ear plugs, hat, beer goggles.

8. At Daytona and Talladega, there’s no such thing as too much sunblock. SPF 45. Apply liberally. Repeat, as needed, until you slip from your seat like a watermelon seed.

7. Yes, NASCAR is expanding everywhere and very fast, but effortful puns on the word Madagascar will only lead to embarrassment.

6. Your copy of Sunday Money is an excellent conversation starter for making new friends at the track. Thanks to its quilted cover, it also doubles as a comfy seat-cushion and a stylish windshield sun-screen.

5. Drivers cannot hear you yelling encouragement from the 58th row when they’re actually lapping the track. This will not stop the high school kid behind you from doing so.

4. Like room service Eggs Benedict, the Jumbo Grilled Turkey Legs at any racetrack always sound far better than they are. Avoid them. Let them thrive in the happy hunger of your imagination, rather than deliver their sad reality to your somersaulting innards. Life bears enough disappointments.

3. Women, despite the signs you’ll see in the third turn campground, there’s no such thing as a "Free Trackside Mammogram." Don’t let the Mardi Gras beads fool you; there are shockingly few accredited radiologists working the infield on race weekend.

2. All-purpose, all-context catch phrase guaranteed to make a NASCAR newbie sound like an old hand? "Go, Junior!" Appropriate any time!

1. If your tailgate margarita machine doesn’t make at least ten horsepower on the blender-drink dyno, don’t bother. Go big, baby, or don’t go.